el mito mas boludo del capitalismo

si, si, claro… la formula secreta de la coca cola la tienen dos tipos, que nunca viajan juntos por temor a morir, y… zas! el mundo se queda sin el producto mas vendido de la historia.

que te pensas? que hay dos tipos (uno se llama “coca” y el otro “cola”) que viajan por el mundo, a las fabricas de coca cola, y se paran enfrente de piletones enormes, y a la hora de tirar la formula magica sacan un sobrecito del bolsillo, les dicen a todos los empleados “dense vuelta”, lo tiran al pileton y se hace la coca cola?

basta del mito mas imbecil del mundo. si a los dos les agarra un paro cardiaco el mismo dia, el mundo se queda sin coca cola?

pepsi ya se las habria ingeniado para matarlos, no lo dudes.

58 pensamientos en “el mito mas boludo del capitalismo

  1. Dorian

    Diego querido, nunca había visto este post, lo acabo de ver por el blog de paula y me parece SUBLIME!!!Gracias.Ah, por primera vez: PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

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  2. marcos

    La versión que yo conocía era más romántica: Cada uno conocía una parte de la receta. El dueño original de la fábrica, hoy muerto, lo había dispuesto así para que nadie tuviera la fórmula entera, por temor a que se creyera señor del universo y se fuera, y a que alguien le sacara la receta por fuerza, extorsión o bla.

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  3. ma

    me sorprendiste diciendo que sacaba un sobrecito del bolsillo…yo siempre pensé que era líquida la fórmula de la coca cola

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  4. Rodolosky

    Jajaja…que iluso…Seguramente te olvidas que antes de llamarse Pepsi, se llamaba PEPSI COLA! Oh si…El señor cola es dueño de la mitad de lo que hoy conocemos como Pepsi, Y ESTO DEMUESTRA QUE NUESTRAS MESAS ESTAN BAJO LAS SUCIAS MANOS DE SU OLIGOPOLIO!! (convengamos que nadie toma Freshy, es un chivo expiatorio)

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  5. dios canabico

    la formula la saben dos tipos y es verdad! pero se fabrica todo como ensamble…. osea.. agarran a unos y les dicen que haga tal cosa… y a otros tal cosa y todo asi… entonces despues juntan todo y se hace

    en las empresas del resto del mundo les llegan los vidones de concentrado.

    y con el tema de la pepsi eran dos empleados en la coca q intentaron hacer lo mismo! pero no les resulto hacerlo nunca igual!

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  6. coty

    que quilombo, igual nos garchan y pagamos la coca cola muuucho mas cara que la pepsi, yo ultimamente tomo el fernet con interlagos es casi lo mismo y rinde mas jaja

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  7. Leo

    Seguro nadie va a leer esto porque hace rato que no comentan, pero… leyendo un libro de Raul Escari, “Dos relatos porteños”, me vengo a enterar que el ingrediente secreto de la coca-cola es… cha-cha-chan! COCAÍNA!!!
    Y sí! claro, ahora me cae la ficha… La Coca-cola crea adicción, Estados Unidos es el mayor consumidor de cocaína, las plantaciones en Bolivia celadas por el ejercito yanqui, declaraciones del compañero Evo dejando traslucir ironicamente esta situación.. etc.

    Es así muchachos.. En la mesa, con el fernet, cuando llevamos al MacDolar a nuestros chicos, etc, etc.. estamos ingiriendo cocaína. Quien lo hubiese dicho?

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  8. andres

    jajaja pero que buen post locoooXD pero para mi que no la tienen dos flacos solos sino seria re loco ademas que onda ellos eligen a quien heredarle la formula? no seria un quilombo
    ademas si uno tiene amnesia que onda

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  9. maria

    El tema con pepsi es así: o son la misma empresa o no se explica que las propagandas de pepsi sean 10 mil veces peores q las de coca..aparte, nunca se les iba a ocurrir fusionarse?? es la teoria conspirativa del capitalismo que mas sentido tiene

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  10. Julian

    sabian que la coca cola sin colorantes es verde??
    o sea, VERDE!!!!!!!!!!
    se tomarian una gaseosa verde??
    se imaginan que la bebida mas popular del mundo sea verde???

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